by ann


Earlier today I was scolded for bringing Chibi into a high rise UPS store and, as I was apologizing profusely, my beloved pet began to feverishly bark at the reprimander. [sigh] Since moving, I thought it ingenious to combine running errands with dog walking. To the convenience store. The hardware store. Gap. I have become that lady who totes her dog with her everywhere, which wouldn’t be so terrible if she was more accommodating. Her dislikes thus far:

dogs larger than her,
subway grates,
postal service workers,
people with canes,
people in wheelchairs,
sudden movement,
loud noises,
and lettuce

I do believe my dog is crotchety.